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Scrum of Scrums Haiku

Thursday, 10 July 2008 06:05 by Peter Provost

Agility (Binshou) Kanji My Scrum of Scrums has
Become something other than
What I want it to be

It should be simply
A coming together of
Technical people

Instead it becomes
Like a management review
I lieu of sharing

What did you do since?
What will you do until we?
Is something blocking you?

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Two More Gmail Haiku

Monday, 11 October 2004 12:56 by Peter Provost

OK kids. The game is over. There are no more invites left. Here are the last two winners:

Sachi:

the robot
working precise
nobody neglected him

Noel:

my system crashes
replicating virus spread
in deep trouble, HELP

That's it. There are no more invites. Sorry.

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GMail Invites Redux

Wednesday, 6 October 2004 17:06 by Peter Provost

Three people submitted Haiku and didn't get an invite from me (because I ran out). Well you guys are in luck! A couple of kind folks have volunteered their invitations for you guys. I'm going to be disconnected until the weekend though, so hang in there and I'll get you guys invited then.

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GMail Invitation Winners -- Technology Haiku

Tuesday, 5 October 2004 18:11 by Peter Provost

Well that didn't take long. Yesterday I received three and then today got seven more. And all of them are cool in one way or another. Thanks so much to everyone who participated.

Unfortunately, I only have six invites to give away, so I had two choices: the first six recieved, or the best six (as judged by me).

To be fair, I decided to go with first six. Sorry to those of you who were too late. When/if I get more invites, we will play again. Stay tuned.

Here are the six winners in the order they were received. (If you see your name here, you should get your GMail invite shortly.)

1. Jeremiah Johnson:

more test coverage:
dependency injection
for less spring cleaning

2. Scott C. Reynolds:

Error has occurred.
We won't tell you where, or why...
Lazy Programmers.

3. David Yack:

GMail Is Cool
But why do I care
More mail please

I need an invite
So I can have more mail to read
GMail is Cool

Up so late
Too much mail to read
GMail is Cool

4. Rami Abughazaleh:

wonderful wizard
the savior from the devil
open, true angel

burn up the java
drop the perl into the c
go fish with dot net

5. Justin:

One zero one one
zero one one one one one
zero zero one

Hey Justin, I need your email address to send you your invite -- please use my contact form.

6. Barry Allison

coveted gmail
night after night it teases
elusive invite

Here are the poems from the folks who were just a bit too late. Sorry folks.

7. Josh Swihart:

Gmail launched with hype
Privacy issues killed flame
My data my box

8. Simon Chadwick:

One gig of storage
Spam, junk, phishes: all Googled
I want my GMail

9. Vince Zalamea:

delicate PC
pausing after POST
XP is booting

And finally, David Beardsley submitted this one, even though he already had a GMail account:

Google never sleeps
answering every question
you have yet to ask

Thanks again to everyone who submitted.

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GMail Invites

Monday, 4 October 2004 09:54 by Peter Provost

I've got six invites to give away. To get one, please send me a technology-oriented haiku.

Please submit your poem via my contact form I will post the winners and their poems in a day or so.

UPDATE: The game is over. There are no more invites. Sorry.

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Haiku - On Moving

Saturday, 7 August 2004 17:27 by Peter Provost

There's too much to do
And not nearly enough time
To get it all done

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Test-Driven Development

Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:53 by Peter Provost

I haven't posted a Haiku in a while.

Test, Code, Refactor...
Repeat until you are done.
Is it that easy?

Some say it isn't.
That you can't skip the design.
They can't stop asking...

"How can it be that
Emergent design will work?
Where's the architect?"

Architects are there.
Writing tests and writing code.
Over and over.

But they let the code
Tell them what the design is.
They just listen well.

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Haiku - On Customers and Their Rambling

Tuesday, 25 February 2003 14:39 by Peter Provost

The meeting goes on
The customer talks and talks
He says not a thing

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Haiku - On Blogging

Saturday, 22 February 2003 06:27 by Peter Provost

Some of it I write
Some comes from other places
I blog it the same

About trying to balance writing my own stuff (on my wiki for now) and keeping up with my news aggregator.

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Haiku - On Coding By Intention

Friday, 21 February 2003 14:03 by Peter Provost

The code talks to me
Teaching me how it should look
Explains what to do

A little poem about what it feels like to do test-driven-development and coding-by-intention.

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